seems like rusty has damn near killed every band he's been in.

Yeah really!! Why does he SUCK so BAD!!!???

Rusty Valentine likes ponies.

Rusty is one of the best drummers I've heard in a long time.

You ca NOT bring up rusty's name without bringing up the hard banging B U M B L E and those crazy house parties off of University AVE. Andy fryvogle and Scott----thank you guys I still have a bumble soundboard tape!!!

Rusty Valentine still owes me 50 bucks!!!!

It's all true . I do have a "black hand" that kills bands like salt kills lawns, I do like ponies and I do owe 50$ to whoever that is. Oh, and I am fantastic...at making exuses.

Rusty is the gosh darn coolest. One time... at Common Grounds... he dedicated a karaoke song to me. But I was in the bathroom. Karaoke literally means empty orchestra... that's probably a good summary of Rusty.

I remember Rusty when he thought he was a skinhead. He was too much of a pussy to pull it off though. That's when he grew his hair long and got into "funk". Oh yeah, Rusty runs like a girl.

Even though I only met him recently at Mike's wedding,I like drinking Rusty's man goo. It has special powers that prevent hair from growing on my back. Clamatto Forever!