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Christopher Weingarten, Musician Christopher is a drummer out of Gainesville, Fla. According to his Web postings, he has played in at least two bands. One is "The Christopher Weingarten Basement Funk Allstars." The other has a name I cannot print. This band's featured song has a title I could print, though it would be my last act in professional journalism, and possibly my last act as a non-incarcerated person. The title of the song is: "[Very, very, very bad word] Full of Maggots."
An audio sample of this song is available on the Web, and I attempted to play it at my cubicle in the office without realizing that the sound on my computer was turned up REAL LOUD. Before I could react, the band whose name I cannot mention had bellowed out the name of the song I cannot print. Like a soldier throwing himself on a grenade, I tried to physically envelop my computer with my body to muffle the sound, but I was too late. Three days later, I am still sitting here at my desk, hunched over, eyes darting furtively left and right, waiting for the call from Human Resources.