Pat Hater
www.Ihatepat.com
Oct 7, 2002
Do you remember that story about how I hate Pat?
Well...
I hate Pat. I hate anyone that likes Pat. I like Pat's mom because she even hates Pat. I like boats, but not Pat. I like goats and not Pat. Soft-Batch chocolate chip cookies are really fucking good but I hate Pat.
Jeff is also secretly gay.