Jeff fears goats, weird smelling tea, and the a.c. too low. He is a masterful chicken part dancer, as well as an accomplished decathelete in partially built house olympics. His greatest accomplishment is his pioneering research in alleyway and deep-woods drum accoustics. He is an intelligent, motivated guy.

Jeff smells his own farts...and likes it. He also wants to be gay.

jeff is a smart guy somewhat like myself. jeff always wanted to be in a band. jeff could have easily been a scientist or engineer or whatever but prefers to squander his vast intellectual ability on "music"... ppppfffftttt! but for a scrawney little ole fartsniffer, jeff sure can keep his rythym! continued success jeff... im glad i found you on the net.

Chance once got farted on by Rob many years ago. I heard about it and laugh about still to this this day! Thanks for getting farted on Chance!

Yes, Twas I who farted on Chance. That was the greatest moment of my life.