That guy is the real deal. You can't fuck with Rich Haggard!

the first time i saw rich he was working the door at MFP. it was the only night he ever worked there. i was 19 and fresh off the boat. for years after that when i'd run into him i'd say, "Hey! i met you when you worked the door at MFP!" anyway, that was the extent of our conversation. one time when visiting gainesville after i moved away , i walked into the covered dish and saw him with meredith and immediately turned around and walked out. what a skanky ho.

Hey, Boo! You misspelled my name. Rich Haggard is an excellent conversationalist. It's a shame that, for some reason, he didn't want to talk to Boo...she seems so lovely...and lonely. I'm so sorry she couldn't stand to be in the Dish because I was there. She must really care for Rich...poor, bitter little Boo. Love, the skanky ho