&*%%&^!(*&(*&!!!!!!!!!!! I was never in the frickin' useless pansy Vibe Merchants, and I've pointed this out before. Please correct this 9&(^%$^%$ abomination!!!!!!! If you want to know what the opposite of rock and roll is, it's the bloody useless Vibe (is our equipment expensive enough yet?) Merchants! Yes, it is I, Mr Love.

His name is not Ted O'Hara, and not Ted Essex either. His name is Ted Harvey. He definitely was not in The Vibe Merchants, although he did try out as drummer and was rejected because he has no musical talent whatsoever. If he hated The Vibe Merchants so much, why did he follow us around like a teenaged girl and tell people he was in the band? His chief significance to the Gainesville music scene is scaring the shit out of people with his freakish, Lurch-like appearance whilst riding a rusty bicycle all over town in a cheap, ill-fitting suit, with breath that would make a locomotive take a dirt road and a temperament somewhat akin to that of a brain-damaged wart hog. We thought he was dead long ago.

Ted sucks.

Ted is obviously suffering from a chronic case of SOUR GRAPES. He most assuredly was never in the band, because the first requirement was talent and the second was a pulse. He had neither.