Gabe Hurt is the MATCHBOX TWENTY of weird alternative acoustic rock! His strong yet simplified lyrics attract a wide range of miscreants and diabolic masterminds. His 'unabomber song' remains a cult favorite, along with his many diatribes to 'bizarro world'

correcting my email from above..

this person does not exist. however, if he did, visualize taking howlin' wolf and bleaching him and you would be pretty close.