This man is hung like a Rhino! He needs to be in a cage at the zoo, because it needs its own zip code.

I heard it was more like a ground hog!

Hey, Unimpressed, or should I say, Diane Wanabaker!!! Just because He blew you off that night at the Budokhan Garage show last May doesn't give you the right to judge his Manliness! You even told me that he should have a Ballpark Meat company named after him! Sincerely, Patty Joe Hukosai Original Groupie of Vince "Section 8" Parrulli

His meat is a delicasy on our menu of rock! the Schmeltz has a message for all you non-believers out there----"Don't count your chickens with a hatchet, or you might find yourself up the creek without a bucket to piss in!" Watch for the newest Schmeltz messages and tom-foolery @ http://www.geocities.com/theschmeltzloveyou suckas!