in the event of a water landing...pillows can be used as floatation devices.

YOU ARE A COLD HEARTED BITCH!

What a doll.

Kristy Moss is not a cold hearted bitch. She is a fragile little shell on the beach of life...hee hee. She is insecure and most take her for a bitch. Can't tell you why, that's just the way it is. She is currently in the band "CON DOLORE" with Ed Ballinger, a former member of Polar and is also working on a project with Rebecca Pedro called "The Winter". Oh. I have a funny story about this time when.... Well, she was at a party at the Utility house (long time ago, kiddies) and had on this pair of shoes with soles that had little traction and it was raining a little outside. Todd Campisi (who she has known since high school) was up to his usual antics and the two of them were jabbing at one another in the street in front of the house. He called her a horribly disgusting name and she took off running after him to beat him up. Instead she slipped on the wet street and fell on her face. Literally. She was too drunk to get her reaction time correct and landed right on her upper teeth. Knocked those suckers right out. The front left and the one behind it. It didn't bleed,but she could feel and taste the fragments when she bit down. Thank God she was drunk or it would have hurt like hell. Instead she got right up and went around the party showing everyone what she had just done. Everybody got a laugh. It wasn't so funny the next day. She couldn't get a dentist appointment for about a week, so she had to walk around with half-missing teeth and putting up with the trailer park jokes. What an idiot. As far as I hear, all is well with her teeth. She no longer drinks. She is no longer any fun. Oh, and by the way, Randi can shove her water landing pillow right up her tired, stinking, worn out, hairy ass... which, too, can be used as a flotation device.