the band is a polka band from the wet coast of japan, two regular guy were friends they enjoyed rap and basketball, you know the ordinary, one day they ate a sandwich and it had some glowing turkey, so they ate the turkey, and they all of a sudden started to play polka, after funk masta flash came and gave them some mircle fro, and they all grew fros. They became a band CALLED THE TURDS and played all over the country playing funk-polka tunes, they were the world's burritos. Then they got attacked by birds and then they pLAYED BAD AND NOBODY CARES ANYMORE, SO THEY JUST PLAY AT THE tURD FEST EVERY YEAR, AND THAT'S IT. the end three year